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  1. What Not to Say to Your Husband: (According to patriarchy)
    “Honey, it’s time for you to move out of my house and never come back ”
    “It is time you stopped trolling feminist blogs”
    “It is time you stopped trolling MY feminist blog”

  2. “Sweetie, I’m just hardwired to look at the waiter’s ass. Stop being so insecure.”
    Btw, did you see this?
    Western press largely overlooks heroism of lesbian couple in Norway massacre
    The comments are annoying — a lot of pseudo-liberals pretending that we live in a post-prejudice world. “So what if they were lesbians? What does that have to do with anything? Why do we have to mention things like sexual orientation and race all the time, shouldn’t we be past that by now?!? (NONONONONO oh shit two dykes didn’t save all those kids did they LALALALA I CAN’T HEEEEAAR YOU!!!!1!!1!1111!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!1!!)”

  3. “Snookums, it’s sweet of you to offer to pay the garage bill, but it’s okay, REALLY. Mom and I had a good laugh about it last night — she told me all about how Dad used to strip out the clutch, too. And I PROMISE you, our next car will be an automatic.”

  4. Honey, I really don’t know how to tell you this, but I was born a dude and have the same parts as you. But hey, didn’t I look great in that wedding dress?

  5. She:
    “You do know that I am a lesbian separatist and that men are not allowed in my home, don’t you?”
    “Aw jeez, Sis, why don’t you just relax and stop being such a man-hating, humorless b*tch? Oh, and get me a shooter of Cuervo with salt and lemon while you’re at it!”

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